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Post by sphere4000 on Feb 19, 2010 19:12:58 GMT -5
Continuing their furious rebuild season, the San Diego Padres are welcoming Bruce Buffer to announce their latest acquisition.
"ITS...TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME"
"In the BLUE JERSEY (180 degree turn), this third baseman is an fPs minor league hall of famer. Holding a career professional batting average of .287 he is DIEGO "THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHTMAREEEEEE" KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
After the electric announcement, the San Diego brass discussed their newest player with the utmost cliche terminology
"Yea this guy is a solid, gritty, player. He is the type of guy who never has a clean jersey after the game. We NEEDED this guy and now that hes here we are one step closer to playing winning baseball"
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Post by sfdynasty on Feb 19, 2010 21:15:05 GMT -5
Go Diego Go!
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Post by SiNcy Reds on Feb 19, 2010 21:53:36 GMT -5
Did someone say Diego Sanchez?
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